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HUMOR: SMITHIE EN SMITTIE IN DIE HOF

by Hennie Heymans | Jun 13, 2025 | Police Humour, SAP College, Sub-culture / sub-kultuur, Uncategorized

HUMOR: SMITHIE EN SMITTIE IN DIE HOF Genl-maj Chris Botha ‘… en dis juis teen daardie groot afdraende wat die spietkops almal gevang het. Voor die voet, lock stock en barrel …’ Smithie tuur diep in die vertes in terwyl hy hierdie storie vertel. Die ouderdom het hom...

1935: TROOP 84: INCOMPARABLY SPLENDID: SAP DEPOT

by Hennie Heymans | Jun 3, 2025 | Bosluise, Magalle (Voet-polisie), SAP College, SAP History / Geskiedenis, Tribute to SAP Members

1935: TROOP 84: INCOMPARABLY SPLENDID: SAP DEPOT 1935: TROEP 84: ONVER GELYKBAAR INDRUKWEKKEND: SAP-DEPOT Prof Ben Smit Sers LG Snyman is die troep-sersant – hy sit voor in die middel met hondjie en hy is geklee in berededrag. (In die spreektaal van destyds was dit ‘n...

INTRODUCING THE NEWCOMER INTO THE FORCE

by Hennie Heymans | Jun 3, 2025 | SAP History / Geskiedenis, SAP College, SAP Wentworth (Durban South)

INTRODUCING THE NEWCOMER INTO THE FORCE INLYWING VAN DIE NUWELING IN DIE MAG SAP 352: Botsingsverslag: SAP Wentworth Deur brig HB Heymans Dit is die jaar 1964 ek stap “beat” en hier hou die patrolliewa langs my stil. Daar is ‘n ‘n “kode 14” of te wel ‘n ongeluk (in...

AWAKENING IN THE CRIMINAL LAW CLASS

by Hennie Heymans | May 14, 2025 | HUMOUR IN UNIFORM, Police Humour, SAP College

AWAKENING IN THE CRIMINAL LAW CLASS Abstract: Humour in Uniform. Keywords Botha, Chris (Maj Gen) Mens rea Smit, Ben (Prof) South African Police College ONTWAKING IN DIE STRAFREGKLAS* Genl-maj Chris Botha (Afgetree) Eers was daar ‘n doodse stilte. Toe begin die leier...

WAR STORIES AND YARNS

by Hennie Heymans | May 8, 2025 | 1939 - 1945 2nd WW, 1950 - 1953 War in Korea, Defence, Military History, POW's / Krygsgevangenes, SAP College, Tribute to SAP Members, Uncategorized

WAR STORIES AND YARNS WAR STORIES AND YARNS Brig Hennie Heymans Abstract A look at some history gathered by Hennie Heymans over the years. Keywords Albertyn, HP Capt Baartman, “Doppies” W/O – Great March: WW2 Cele, Bekinkosi Constable – Tobruk veteran De Klerk,...

THE CAMP ADJUTANT, THE COLOURS AND THE JUNIOR LIEUTENANT’S SABRE

by Hennie Heymans | May 8, 2025 | HUMOUR IN UNIFORM, Police Humour, SAP College, SAP Depot / College ) Pretoria West, SAP History / Geskiedenis

THE CAMP ADJUTANT, THE COLOURS AND THE JUNIOR LIEUTENANT’S SABRE Abstract Humour in uniform – a member meets the sharp end of the sabre DIE KAMP-ADJUDANT, DIE VAANDEL EN DIE JUNIOR LUITENANT SE SABEL* Genl-maj Chris Botha “Marsjeer op die vaandel!” Met die lees...
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